Come on MAGAt's, Trumps newest grift is $100,000 signed gold watch

[Codebreaker]

Any deadbeat can wear a MAGA hat, the true measure of a MAGAt's devotion is to sport a $100k gold Trump watch. Just imagine the hot women that's going to impress.

Forget the gold Presidential Rolex, that hottie in the passenger seat of your Maybach wants to see Trump's face on your arm.

I understand passing on the Trump bible, only Jesus freaks believe in that bible crap, and thankfully they are dying out.

 

[Codebreaker]

Surely you dopes bought the gold sneakers. I'm surprised Trump doesn't grift golden life vests. 350lb MAGAt's will sink faster in those.